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Old 02-23-2006, 10:36 PM   #78
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Originally Posted by BabyFidgette
Okay FastEddie. Got some funny ones for you. Found these off http://www.jokes2go.com/lists/list139.html

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Because some people can only think out loud, and they don't want the radio to bother them while thinking...

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Originally Posted by BabyFidgette
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
If you do not nail the lids in a traditional coffin (read: cheap), the weight of the dirt will make the lid crack and your beloved will be buried in dirt inside their coffin.

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Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
This I looked up on Google, I guess historical definition has more than one definition of practice, the most common definition being exercise or rehearse...

Definitions of practice on the Web:
a customary way of operation or behavior; "it is their practice to give annual raises"; "they changed their dietary pattern"
exercise: systematic training by multiple repetitions; "practice makes perfect"
drill: learn by repetition; "We drilled French verbs every day"; "Pianists practice scales"
translating an idea into action; "a hard theory to put into practice"; "differences between theory and praxis of communism"
avail oneself to; "apply a principle"; "practice a religion"; "use care when going down the stairs"; "use your common sense"; "practice non-violent resistance"
the exercise of a profession; "the practice of the law"; "I took over his practice when he retired"
carry out or practice; as of jobs and professions; "practice law"
knowledge of how something is usually done; "it is not the local practice to wear shorts to dinner"
rehearse: engage in a rehearsal (of)

http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
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