Dear Buddy. It's me Moka. I hope you are good with a phillips screwdriver. Mommy said something in your box had to have a piece removed so it would fit in the box better. Don't worry, she said even "I" could put it back together. I just didn't want you to think something broke when you take it out of the box looking incomplete.
Oh, and the bestest part.....the Big BROWN truck promises it by the end of day FRIDAY! So have someone check your place if you're not going to be home!!