OK!! Here's one I noticed this morning.
It has come to my attention that I am in fact being trained to
FETCH! 
Let me set the scene.........................
Me (The HUMAN=BOSS...HA!) Mitzi (The DOG=Underling/Pet/Foot Warmer) Location = The bed (Used to be my bed, is now Mitzi's play area!)
The Toy = All of them! But she was at that moment playing with her Red Rubbery chewy bone with a bell thing inside.
Stage 1 = Mitzi standing on the edge of the bed.......Bone in mouth!
Stage 2 = Mitzi drops bone onto floor!
Stage 3 = Looks at HUMAN/BOSS with "Oops I dropped it" eyes
Stage 4 = HUMAN/IDIOT fetches bone for Yorkie!
Stage 5, 6, 7, 8, etc....... = Repeat Stages 2&3 until HUMAN/IDIOT catches on!!