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. DOG RULES FOR HUMANS


1-Don’t come home smelling of other dogs.
2-You must feed me every goodie you eat.
3-Don’t call me or lead me to a bath.
4-Let me outside even though I just came in, there was an area I forgot to sniff.
5-I can sleep anywhere I choose even if it means you trip over me.
6-Don’t Shhhh me from barking while you are on the phone, I heard the wind blowing the leaves.
7- Don’t move me while sleeping sideways in the middle of the bed, you have enough room on the edge.
8-Don’t think you can leave a room without me.
9-If it lands on the floor it’s MINE.
10-You will never pee alone again