THIS IS A FUNNY FUNNY THREAD ! 
I can't top what I just read but after thinking about it....I would want to be BAT-GIRL. I'd fly around the world ridding the planet of the abusers of children and animals with my 2 Bat-Babies...Chanel & Cheri.
We'd have really cool outfits...and endless food and shelter for the animals we free....and LOTS of Bully-Sticks (but don't tell the bulls that)
When we're done...we'd stop and see the GRILL MASTER and give that cute Fart In The Wind a Supersized bully stick
.... and then stop and hang out with Wonder Momma and compare notes.