LOL, my favorite thread of the day, YOU DA MAN, fellow Man Club Member! Thanks for the props, I'm not even a Star Trek nerd!
One question though, if you turn them into steak, would it be proportional to their weight? Like if your royal Grillmaster toasted Kate Moss, would she turn into 80 pounds of steak? Or would there be some kind of complex formula that equates weight to a certain size of steak? I need stats man, I need stats!