This is a hilarious thread.
I can still remember Fritz's first cuss word. I sat a bowl of soup on the end table next to the sofa and went to get me drink. Of course he got up on the arm and stuck his tongue in it. He yelped and said, "Sh1+ that's hot." Then gave me a dirty look. From that point on he began cussing like a sailor. Bet, he's never tried to get my food again.
Sophie on the other hand talks all day long making the weirdest sounds. I really do wonder what she's saying.