Hewwo fwiends! My human bwother Bwett says dat first you hafta admit you have a pwobwem. Sigh! I am addicted to dis fuzzy bouncy fing dat Mommy bwought home. When you fwow it on da fwoor, it makes all kinds of noises and sings and whistles and jumps awound! I hafta hab it! I jump on it wif my whole thwee pounds and wide it wike a bucking bwonco! Mommy took da pink fuzzy cubber off cause her was afwaid me and peanut would eat da fuzz and dit our intestines cwogged up! Her cubbered it wif dis washcloth fingy. ANYWAY.......her dot it at Walgween's and it is better dan cwack cocaine! More addictive dan Gweenies eben!!!!!! I fink I need to check into da "Betty" for tweatment........Wuv, Wexy
