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Originally Posted by yorkiefan_  Cook and I are now ready to put in our formal application. Took her to the vet today (she bit into a toad and vomitted twice.... ARGGHH!!!) and she weighed in at 7 lbs, 3oz.
Name: Cookie
Known Aliases: Cookie Monster, Cook, Cookie Dough, Cookbook
Age: 10 months
Weight: 7 lbs, 3 oz
Current Picture: Attached to the bottom
Current Video: Cookie Monster Jus Rollin - YouTube
Description: Cook is an Amazing Yorkie from Deb Sillers' distinguished lines. Her father is Nemo (an AKC champion), and her mother is Sophie. Cookie is a little ball of energy whose interests include running, jumping, sniffing, digging in the yard, and hunting. She runs like the lightning and particularly enjoys long walks at the park, though she often drags her owner into runs on these trips. She knows how to sit, stay, speak, crawl, high five, and is pretty good at knowing left from right when you ask her for a specific paw. She loves giving barrage upon barrage of kisses. Deb sure knows how to raise a loving yorkie! Potty training was a challenge (Cook can be very stubborn at times), but she is now housebroken. She loves baths but isn't too much a fan of brushing. Whenever I eat something Cookie comes and kisses me so she can taste my meal, and whenever she eats she comes and kisses me to share the flavor of hers. The name Cookie fits pretty well since she's about the sweetest thing in the world. Please accept my teapot girl into your club, for she will be a valuable member in spreading the word about the greatness of the larger yorkie. |
The Esteemed, Venerable and All-Powerful Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society have been looking forward to Cookie's official weigh-in because, frankly, she is among the most adorable Yorkies they have ever seen.
The 7 pound, 3 oz. weight at 10 months, however, brought a great deal of consternation from the skeptics on the Elders panel. That's one healthy bowel movement from the 7 pound cutoff. Never before have the Elders accepted a dog so close to the limit while still under one year of age. While they wouldn't want to discourage a dog from losing weight if it needed to, we don't need sub-7-pound spies in our ranks.
What to do, what to do.
The deciding factor was the accompanying video with Cookie's application. It was unprecedented and reinforced her perfect fitness and all-around adorableness. The Elders, looking for hard facts to back their opinions, reasoned that if she just bit into a nasty frog and vomited twice, it proves she had an empty stomach at weigh-in. A bowel movement couldn't be expected without more food, hence would not drop her below 7 pounds.
Therefore, after this long harangue, we are DELIGHTED to inform you that Cookie is in the club! She is on probation until she reaches 1 year of age, but we are confident we get to keep her. Just tell her to stay away from those icky frogs!