[GuinnessStout]

Hello fair ladies it is I, Mr. Guinness Stout....
I know it will be hard for me to find a date since nobody wants their little girl with a bad boy like me but I promise to treat you like a princess and have you home on time.. I know I look ruff and tuff with my mohawk but sssshhhh don't tell anybody it's all just a cover because I am truly a mommy's boy at heart!!!
So if you give me a chance I promise to show your parents I can be the proper gentleman to take their little princess to the dance!!