[GuinnessStout]

Stella why do you growl nonstop while eating?? Nobody will be near you much less even in the same room but yet we hear growl crunch growl crunch crunch growl... Why?????

Guinness why must you stand at the fence breathing loudly during potty time and wait for the BIG dog next door to hear you so you both can start a vicious "I am going to come through this fence and kill you" game every single day????