While Dad was out today Crystal's mom had a truly frightful go at trimming her beautiful little side chops. The result is
horrendous and I can hardly bring myself to view her. Currently we haven't spoken for 6 hours and the atmosphere is similar to half time in the JFK / Kruschev encounter over the Cuban Missiles in '62 - not good and heading for DEFCON 1 any time soon!
Crystal is mercifully the other side of this hideous apparition, thank God as she has a nervous bowel and is not at all keen on horror movies!
Does anyone know at what rate their hair grows at please?
(serious question)
Does 'Acme fast grow hair', exist this side of 'Termite Terrace'.
One things for sure, when we go out tomorrow she'll have a mask on!!!
