[KeeganRiley]

My name is Keegan. As an eleven pound, fourteen-month-old young gentleman yorkie with admittedly non-standard coloring but possessing--according to my parents--an amazingly sweet and noble character, I would like to respectfully submit my application for membership to the super-secret society known (or surreptitiously unknown) as the Teapot Club. I would strive to uphold the fine reputation of this honorable group and would expect to be scolded or told "bad dog" if ever I were to sully the good Teapot name.