When Magnus's hair is longer, it takes me about 10-15 min to wipe, spritz, brush. He has somewhat thick hair too. He recently had a cut really short. Takes all of 5 min or so to do the same thing. LOL He doesn't love being groomed but tolerates it.
Zoey.. she has thinner hair... My mom says she looks bit like a Chihuahua with such short hair.
I feel like your furbutt is saying: YOU did this to me... you should be ashamed!