So my yorkie Cookie is a real kisser, and I was telling Cookie how yorkie kisses are the best and asking for one, but she was being really stuck up and wouldn't give me a kiss. So I went in the corner and pretended like I was crying to try to guilt her into giving me a barrage of yorkie kisses. So she comes and jumps on me and I think I'm about to get a bunch of guilt kisses, but instead, she saw right through my plan and started biting on my wrist and doing her yorkie cursing growl. Oh my God, this pup just cracks me up.
