Having Simba makes me feel like I have a human kid sometimes
Feeling great, but also puts me into situations that mommy has to face, like "you better behave in public", "I think his friend is a bad influence", "I don't like his friend, B, in my house"...
Yesterday, my friend came over with her 5 month old Maltese puppy. I met her at a party but we talked about our puppies for the whole time and we decided we should let them hang out.
Her puppy is really cute and a little bit shy. So puppies play and mommies talk.
5 min in the apartment, so her dog peed on my bf's shoes, she was like "OMG...", and my bf said "it's okay" (of course he was just being nice) and she took that as if this is really okay and you don't have to do any cleaning. 5 min later, her puppy peed in the hallway again! she was like "Oh Brian..." I (yes, I!!! she was still sitting and playing with Simba) had too clean up the CARPET. So I gave her a pee pad and ask her to tell her dog to use that. She said "He won't pee again, cause he already peed." (OMG!!!!! YOUR dog peed twice in 5 mins!!!!) It might be equivalent to the situation for human kids that your friend's kid is jumping on your couch and your friend does nothing to stop and tells you "he'll get tired soon".
So her dog drank Simba's water and I was refilling the water. She had to ask "What water are you giving him?", I pointed at the filter. She "filtered? Okay" with this "you have my approval" look. It's like "my kid only eats organic", yeah bring your "organic water" if you think your dog's water is better than mine.
After about one hour, she told me "I'm going to having dinner with a friend at 8, I'll just leave Brian here and come back to pick him up later." I said "OKAY" (WHAT WAS I THINKING). It's like your friend just forced you to babysit her kid for free only because you have a kid too. and of course your friend brought no diaper for her kid and didn't tell her kid where to pee. In the next three hours (yes 3 hours!!!) her dog peed in my kitchen and bathroom. I had to constantly watch Simba and her dog, they were playing no stop.
So after she got back from her dinner at 11PM, she hung out a little longer and her dog peed again and I had to clean again. She was just brushing her dog, making the bow for half an hour and left me with Simba's comb covered in white hair.
And she made a nickname for Simba, which means "b**ch" in Chinese and sounds like Simba...
Simba, I like your friend Brian, but I really don't like his mom!