Omg all these stories have got me laughing so hard I've got tears rolling down my face !!
Your little Uni is an Exhibitionist!!
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Originally Posted by capt_noonie  What a fun thread!
I have another humping story. Uni only humps for beds, but she has several. She has one bed at our shop. And it's in the back room. Often times when Uni gets "in the mood" she pulls the bed all the way out to the front and does it in front of the customers! |
Well while we are on the subject of humping. I am thankful that we put a stop to any of that sort of nonsense very early on.
I can remember when we were kids we would put our Irish Setter named Red out back on his chain in the yard every day and one day when we were playing a game of horse with the neighbor kids. Well every time the ball rolled over by Red he saw his opportunity to get a little lovin. He wasn't picky about who it was either. After the first few times we soon realized that every time the ball went over by Red someone was in for a treat. So after everyone took their turn, running in and running backs out with the ball as fast as we could with Red on our back jumping and humping while we were in full running mode. Well of course the game must go on and there was only one more person who hadn't had his turn and that was my friend Kevin. Oh my, that kid was such an odd ball he just took his good ol sweet time getting the ball all the while Red was having his way with him and the look on his face was priceless. He had a smile on his face the entire time while we were all rolling on the ground laughing our asses off. After that we sent him in to get it every time, and I'm pretty sure that the other boys were making the ball go over by Red on purpose. Kevin knew it was coming but he still went after that ball. I think he liked it a little to much
Thats taking the term " taking one for the team" to a whole new level.