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Originally Posted by lynzy420  If I go to the bathroom and DON'T close the door King Vincenzo stands in the doorway and barks at me.....I always feel so foolish and embarrassed for some reason.
If I put shoes/slippers on, King Vincenzo goes stark raving mad, turning in circles and barking until I remove them. I now keep them in my car and leave a pair of flipflops by the door to wear out to the car, this is going to suck in the snowy winter...
When I brush my teeth, King Vincenzo keeps jumping off my legs and of course barking....God forbid I floss....
Curtains, I am absolutely not permitted to have curtains, blinds are fine but curtains are unacceptable....King Vincenzo despises them.
Change anything around, he gets mad as hell and barks at it....The vase will never be moved again...
When I have to pick Vincenzo up I have to wait until he spins a couple times and twerks his but on my leg...I absolutely can not pick him up while he is facing me.... |
ROFL Not only is Vincenzo cute, the way you describe his habits are cracking me up! The "floss" part really had me LOLing.
