 Oucheee!,,
Hi everyone - this is Lexi. i have to tell you what happened to me! Horrible stuff. So my mom and dad left me with my aunt for two whole weeks! Can you believe that? They had to help my skin brother move a long ways away. I think I should have been able to go, but mommy said it would be too hot for me. Well anyway, while they were gone, my bottom got really sore. So my aunt took me to my doctor and guess what? I had a ruptured anal gland! What the heck? How did I get that? The doctor said it just happens sometimes. Anyway, I had to take horrible medicine (well, it wasn't really that bad) and I had sit on warm wash clothes. It felt kinda weird, but kinda nice too. Anyway, don't ever get one of those anal gland thingys. Mommy and Daddy are back now, and my bottom is all better now. I was very mad at mommy so I just didn't talk to her for a whole day when she came home. I slept on dad's pillow and I licked his forehead just to let him know not to leave me again. Actually, I had fun with my aunt. She likes to play fetch just like me. ( we had fun) but don't tell my mom and dad. |