Well, just putting this out there. Pretty much the whole house hold has long hair except for BIL and the dogs end up eating hair ALL THE TIME. Well Toto has a particular talent for eating hair and subsequently pooping out hair as well. Except he's not as great at pooping it OUT as he is eating it. This AM his poop came out just fine but a long hair did not, so he stood there for a good few minutes flexing his little brown starfish while I laughed at him and made this little poop puppet dance around!
Good thing MIL came out in time and saw me busting up and she saved me with a bag. Didn't help that the poop actually looked a bit like an abstract person! Too bad I didn't have my phone otherwise I would have taken a pic and sent it to Lisa, where she would have gone and sent it to the rest of the free world.