[gemy]

Originally Posted by docmartin

Bit of a mixed bag today everyone.. Got up a bit late when the old girl went to work, so forgot myself and had a dump on Dad's carpet on the way through. Silly old boy got a bit upset, as all the paper towelling and the 'Stains r out' stuff appeared, together with a lot of huffing and puffing! So then I got a bit peeved and gave him my 'Mrs Square Chops' look, you know the one girls, with all your muzzle puffed out, like a grumpy old man and accompanied by the 'Gremlin' eyes for good measure. I must have done a neat job, as he went of mumbling and left me to get a quick nap on her bed! Trouble was with all the excitement, I had a little leak on his favourite rug about an hour later! Couldn't help it, nothing planned, these things happen, after all I'm only just six months old. Blimey, even more cleaning impedimenta showed up for this one. Well I left it an hour, missed out good and proper on the morning biscuits as it happens as well. So as lunch approached, I gave him the 'I'm ever so umble sir' bit, with ears all flat and the chin grovelling on the floor, whilst doing the 'pirouette of the dying swan floor dance' in accompaniment. Silly old fool, it always works a treat that one - inside ten mins the boiled chicken and Royal Canins turned up in a silver salver. Humans, beats me how they got to run the place!

You do have such a flair for writing. Maybe you could be the next YOUTUBE sensation. Just add a few pics to show the Square Chops look, and the dying swan dance, and we shall be yours for-ever more