Lacey thinks anything not glued down is hers. When I first got her I ordered a lot of toys for her online. 6 months later she thinks every package delivered is hers and has her head in the box as soon as I get it opened. She is also a underwear thief. When I take a shower I always lay my underwear and clothes I'm going to put on down on the vanity stool. Anytime I do that, she stills my bra, takes it to the living room and comes back for the panties. I now put my underwear in the sink when taking a shower. Her worst habit...I'm asleep on the couch. She gets her nasty bully stick and jumps on my shoulder and smacks me in the face with the slimy thing. I'll throw it to the other end of the couch and she will get it and come right back dangling it in my face. This will go on for a hour unless I take the thing away from her. |