 Reasons I (sometimes) like my dog more than my child lol
Just thought I'd lighten the mood lol
1) I never have to worry about her leaving the toilet seat up
2) She's not better at video games than I am (my son is 5 and can already beat me) Aaah I remember the days of "Duckhunt"
3) I don't feel obligated to share my food with her
4) It was way easier to train her use the restroom/pee (have you ever tried to teach a boy how to pee standing up??????)
5) She doesn't ask me questions about things I don't want to answer at his age ("Mommy where did I come from?") The HORROR!!!!
6) She doesn't bring frogs in the house to keep as a pet and expects me to feed it( I do not do bugs or reptiles y'all)
7) She doesn't practice wrestling moves on me when I least expect it
8) I don't have to worry about her moving out, going to college and getting married(bringing home the dreaded daughter in law!!!!!) I'm gonna get gray hairs from thinking about that one and I'm only 25 hehehe |