Thank you for the responses thus far, and thank you for the pics! Lap's helps because it sort of looks like I might imagine Maximo's description, even though I'm horrible at doing things in my head.
...I wouldn't have gotten caught, but my hubby is very particular about where he puts all his stuff and he would have said "did you move my mustache trimmer?" and that's when I would have said "yes" and he would have said "why?" and I would have said "to shave Gypsy's butt". -_-