[luvmymonkies]

I constantly think I'm a victim of theft. Does anyone do this CONSTANTLY?? My boyfriend makes fun of me b/c whenever my stuff goes missing, i accuse someone of taking it. But i tell him that it's funny that my stuff stopped going missing when I moved out of his place (housekeeper, sisters, etc.). Of course, I will admit when I have lost something (like the check). It was really funny when I came home to my apartment one day and saw that someone had stolen my front door mat. I looked at him and said "and you wonder why I always think I'm a victim of theft"...LOL! Can you believe someone even returned it 3 days later after I had already bought a new one??