I have heard the call of my people and performed my duty. I have bestowed an Indian name on Bentley. He shall be known from this moment forward as, "Dances with Recliners" because he's one big LAZY BOY!!!!
I swear I have never seen such a lazy dog. Begs to go out for a walk. I talk him outside. He wanders for a minute and then sits down. I have to tug on him to get him going again. Then lather, rinse, repeat.
Thought I would give everyone a Tuesday chuckle.