I just thought of another good one
I was in HS and had a part time job in a local dept store. A little old lady who was hard of hearing came into the ladies lingerie dept. she was talking really loudly and kept asking me where the step-ins were. I kept asking her to repeat what she was saying. She kept getting louder. She yelled STEP INS!! My supervisor heard her and came over. She told me the lady was looking for panties
I said why didn't she just say panties or underwear. Seems old folks from the mountains called them step ins because you step into them Lol