I found it and I really hope this isn't true bc it makes me sick.
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/bri...ears/index.php
The blissfully unenlightened Sheriff’s department, not knowing “who, what or if” they were investigating, were somewhat tongue-tied once Spears welcomed them into the vaulted ceiling foyer of her impressive home. After a weak attempt at addressing the issue (“Ma’am, um, your baby. In the car, Ma’am? We’re big fans!”), and a satisfactory examination of the child in question (“Very much alive!” read the report notes), the officers were then treated to a peek inside Spears’ trophy room (“The American Music Award’s so heavy!”), a Kevin Federline-guided audio tour of “PopoZao”, and a round of photographs (“These kind of pictures, I don’t mind!” said a giggling Spears) before the star struck law enforcement officials were sent back to the precinct, regaling their co-workers with the events of their magical day.