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1. You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children.
2. You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.
3. You refer to yourselves as Mommy & Daddy.
4. You can't see out of the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside.
5. You have 32 different names for your dog. Makes no sense, but she understands.
6. You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't.
7. You carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times.
8. You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.
9. You sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog.
10. You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.
11. Your dog is getting old and arthritic, so you go buy lumber and build her a small staircase so she can climb onto your bed by herself.
12. Your license plate or license plate frame mentions your dog.
13. You have your dog's picture on your office desk (but no one else's)
14. You lecture people on responsible dog ownership every chance you get.
15. You skip breakfast so you can walk your dog in the morning before work.
16. You don't go to happy hours with co-workers any more because you need to go home and see your dog.
17. Your weekend activities are planned around your dog.
18. You keep an exra water dish in your second-floor bedroom, in case your dog gets thirsty at night (after all, her other dish is way down on the first floor).
19. You carry pictures of your dog in your wallet instead of pictures of your parents, siblings, significant other, or anyone else remotely human.
20. Your parents refer to your pet as their granddog.
21. You not only buy treats for your dog, but cook and cut them just the way your dog likes them.
22. You carry poopy bags in your pocket. You go to blow your nose
and you pull out a plastic bag with a paper towel in it instead of a tissue.
23. Your legs go numb during the night because your furbaby is sleeping
on them.
24. You say no to dinner with friends because you have to get home
to walk and feed the dog in your life.
25. You'd rather be on YT than on any other social network.
26. Your dog has more clothes than most people.
27. You would kick your family out of your house before your dog.
28. You enjoy singing and using baby talk when interacting with your dog.
29. Your dogs share your last name.
30. You give them their own pillow to sleep on.
31. You break up some food to make it easier for your dog to eat it.
30. You have professional pictures made of your dog for holidays and birthdays.
31. You can't stay away overnight, because you don't want your baby to have to sleep in the dark without you.
32. You make special trips just for her to buy her, her favorite bone...
even though you hate leaving her alone to go to the store.
33. You get offended when someone says something mean about your dog.
34. You feel like you're going to be sick when she is not feeling well &
worry about her if you feel something is wrong with her health.
35. You watch people when they are around her, making certain they are treating her nicely.
36. You make certain that she is comfortable at all times when she is sleeping .
37. You become very angry & overprotective if there is any dog trying to follow you on a walk. You never know if that dog is sick or if that dog is aggressive.
38. Everything your dog does is adorable & just can't do anything wrong.
39. You also have pee pads in the car and blankets stuffed all around the sofa and recliner so they won't get under them.
40. No more hotel holidays abroad now...only in your country and to places that are dog friendly.
41. You turn the TV or radio on for the dogs if you go out for awhile to keep them company.
42. You have to hide dog purchases from your hubby!
43. Your kids think you have lost it....but she is the love of your life and you would do anything for her.
44. You buy a travel trailer so your dog can go with you when you're on vacation. You are "happy campers" now, never did this before...never thought you would.
45. You take your dog everywhere, you pack a doggie diaper bag as your DH calls it & it includes pee pads, food, toys, food bowls....
46. You always visit the pet section while shopping.
47. You spend more money on your dog then you do on yourself.
48. You wake up in the morning, kiss and cuddle her BEFORE you greet your husband. (You don't usually kiss him first thing anyway!....lol)
49. You groom her hair before you do your own.
53 you drink out of a water bottle both before and after your pups - and really don't give a damn if people stare 