1. You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children.
- No, we have a full inground pool that they use all the time! LOL 2. You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.
YUP! 3. You refer to yourselves as Mommy & Daddy.
YUP 4. You can't see out of the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside.
YUP 5. You have 32 different names for your dog. Makes no sense, but she understands.
Dex, Fletch, booger, bumbum, twins, boys, cuties, little turds, etc... 6. You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't.
True dat! 7. You carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times.
Or dog toys, leashes, harnesses, food 8. You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.
Hey, they ARE more intersting! 9. You sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog.
Wellll.... I include them in signatures, but try to include the humans too!
10. You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.
My dogs ONLY sleep under the comforter, so I guess. NO... HA I found one i don't do! haha 11. Your dog is getting old and arthritic, so you go buy lumber and build her a small staircase so she can climb onto your bed by herself.
I bought one...same difference right? 12. Your license plate or license plate frame mentions your dog.
Nope... just a bumper magnet! 13. You have your dog's picture on your office desk (but no one else's)
ugh... guilty! 14. You lecture people on responsible dog ownership every chance you get.
15. You skip breakfast so you can walk your dog in the morning before work.
me, skip food???? no... I buy walk friendly foods! 16. You don't go to happy hours with co-workers any more because you need to go home and see your dog.
This is actually true some days! They are more fun than most people I know! 17. Your weekend activities are planned around your dog.
[There are just not enough dog friendly places around here! 18. You keep an extra water dish in your second-floor bedroom, in case your dog gets thirsty at night (after all, her other dish is way down on the first floor).
Our house is one floor, so no... 19. You carry pictures of your dog in your wallet instead of pictures of your parents, siblings, significant other, or anyone else remotely human.
Nope, I don't... how funny is that!?! 20. Your parents refer to your pet as their granddog.
YUP! they know the only grandkids they are getting from me are the fury, 4-legged kind!
Hhhmmm... I suspect that I AM a dog person! LOL