Uh oh...I am guilty of reading both and replying to neither! Sorry! I knew I would be no help on the "need a professional", because I have just again scoured the house for peepee spots and cleaned them up. I have newspaper under the legs of one of his "favorite" chairs, because we have run out of pee pads. Next step is buddy belt at home...

As for the plus size models, I am a snug 16 right now and buy from the fatty catalog. What I don't understand is how the plus size models all look so good in the underwear ads and I just look all jiggly and lumpy?

Oh, hold on while I refill my beer and chips and dip that I am having for dinner (breakfast) after working all night...hmmmm? Connected to that jiggle?...