Oh man am I in trouble!
Today I was texting with a friend & they let on they were in a boring meeting & nearly falling asleep. Well, if you know me, you know I tend to have a bit of a devilish streak now & then. Thinking I'd startle this person enough to not fall asleep with my last comment, I answered the questions about what we'd been talking about lately then at the end I typed "I am pregnant". (I'm not able to get pregnant; I've been "fixed" many years now.) Well, just after sending that text I got a call from a friend in need of a friendly ear & when my phone started virtually blowing up with responses to the text I'd sent, I had to ignore it.
The last message I got from said friend: U r dead. OMG...sorry honey, but it really WAS funny at the time!
(((hugs)))