Lol I just seen this article of reasons to use a bag. It's very funny, and not to be taken too seriously
Dog in a Bag Pros
No need to pick up your dog's crap in the street, it goes straight in the bag.
You can wear animal fur and animal rights activists can't say a thing.
People know you're a lady with money to burn.
It's harder to lose a handbag that barks.
It's a good conversation starter.
Your bag has a deterrent with teeth for curious theiving fingers.
If you bump into Paris Hilton in the street she might comment on your dog-handbag-coolness and become your best friend.
If you talk to yourself in the street you won't look so crazy, people will just think you are talking to your dog.
You can get away with taking your dog into a shop, how cool is that!
Carrying that extra lump in your bag will help you burm more calories and lose weight.
Dog in a Bag Cons
You look like a dick!
Other dog-obsessed idiots will want to talk to you, or if you're lucky they'll just smile and stare.
Dog suffocation risk.
You're out of luck if you have a cat / ferret / fish / lobster etc. (actually, maybe you could keep a lobster in a handbag... but what if it snips the strap?!?)
An expensive mutt may make your handbag more of a target to thieves and there's a shortage of pet detectives.
You might not do so well in that job interview.
Paris Hilton might become your best friend.
The dog will think it's the pack leader and your it's bitch. Just ask the Dog Whisperer.
Your dog might chew your expensive designer handbag. If you're really unlucky it might try to make sweet doggie love to it.
You'll need a big bag for that German Shepherd. |