[Maximo]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

If I were King of the Forrrressssst, Not queen, not duke, not prince.
My regal robes of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
I'd command each thing, be it fish or fowl.
With a woof and a woof and a royal growl - woof.

I can picture a Disney movie or Warner Brothers cartoon character based on Teddy singing this.