Oh we've been giving Jarvis neat Scotch with his breakfast every day, but he prefers gin of a weekend. Maybe we should try wine?
Pmsl at person saying 'don't give dogs alcohol' - I'm pretty sure everyone was joking here, I understand lots of people mistreat dogs and it can be easy to get carried away with playing white knight for every dog in the world but sometimes this place can get a little serious without cause. Kind of off putting.
