My mum & dad were enticed, with advertisements of free give-aways, into going to a "super all-time low, once a year car sale" (you know the kind of place that actually holds this event, ever other week...

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Well, neither of them needs a new car, but I do, so they thought they'd look for me.... The sales guy asked what they were looking for and my mum rattled off my must have features, and then said, oh...and it needs to either automatically shut-off the passenger airbag, so ZoE's car seat can go in there. "is ZoE your grand-daughter? No, our grand-dog." My mum said "it was all eyes after that"...I'm like what???? All eyes??? She said, yeah, the sales guy's eyebrows raised & his eyes looked down & your dad's eyes rolled.
Dad got her out of there right after that & said I can go look for my own da#m car!!!
So, yep...definately yorkie crazy lady here