Momma gotz lost in, what she called the "hunky manz eyez." Yep, shez showing her age y'all!
So I originally thoughtz about the mustach cuz, I haz one and a beard dat tendz to get reallyz wetz when I drink but den when momma pointed out da manz eyez, I said to mehself, yepz, I gotz brown eyez too! So it must be meh. Den I saw the next clue and I iz very patriotic and 100% 'Merican! Daddy waz in the militariez so. I wearz de clothez sometimez and I certainly lookz good in dem at least datz what momma sez. I must be your SB Mandie!