[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by yorkiedallas

I am Beaumont. I is a Biewer Yorkshire Terrier. I is 6 months and a whopping 11.5 Lbs. My mommy is wondering what she did wrong, maybe I got into the Miracle Grow while her back was turned? To be fair, as a wee pup I was twice the size of any of my litter mates. Mamma makes jokes that I ate a few of my siblings in the womb like a shark.

I was acquired to keep my brother Dallas company, since he plays rough, Mamma wanted a bigger pup, so he didn't rip me apart looking for the squeaker.

I think I meet all the criteria of a Tea Pot.... so I am joining the club. Now I gotta go, the kibble in the kitchen isn't going to eat itself.

Well, well, well, Beaumont. You have confidence that matches your impressive stature. We were very impressed by your personal statistics and captivated by your adorableness in pictures. The Benevolent Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society agree with your Mamma -- You have the potential to show your tough big brother a thing or two about personal space.

You successfully met all the requirements for application to the Teapot Club -- name, age, weight and accompanying photos.

Unfortunately, your puppy presumption that you can just join the club is a bit premature. Admission to this exclusive club is by invitation-only, and the Wise and Powerful Elders must first give your application some serious scrutiny. Because the elders are so ancient, such scrutiny has been known to take months, even years because they forget who they are scrutinizing.

So please be patient and we'll get back to you on your application before the calendar year is out.