 To all the Yorkie ladies
My name is Alfie Millar, I'm a very special pup
My Mommy tells me every day and never makes thing up
I'm sorta new around here and sometimes very shy
But Mommy says I won't succeed, if I don't even try
She says that there's a "tine ball" I don't know what that is
But if theres any fetching then I know that I'm the bizz
She says I need to ask if theres a friendly Yorkie girl
Will kindly let me take her for, I think she said a whirl?
Just one more thing about me, my start in life's been rough
I don't have hair all over me, but I think it's enough
I may not look so handsome now, though Mom does not agree
She says I am the cutest thing that ever did she see
So all you Yorkie ladies, I'm asking if you will
Consider me an escort or a boyfriend better still
I'm sweet, I have good manners and I can promise you
That I won't bark, or bite or growl and never it your poo. |