[alaskayorkie]

Awwww, did I hurt po' wittle Tewi's feelers by insinuating you're not smart?

I'm so sowwy. I now see what a delicate little flower you are. I'm ashamed of my rough treatment of you and want you to know Einstein would be jealous of your magnificent and imposing brain power.

Now please don't take this the wrong way -- I would hate to cause you any more stress. But rules are rules and, unfortunately, I'm required to ban you. Please don't think this banning has anything to do with you. You're terrific and everybody loves you.

Ok, here goes. Sit down and take a deep breath. This hurts me more than it hurts you: I ban Teri because you asked to see my sensitive side.

And I immediately apologize. (And, pssst: You're not really banned. You can come back and ban anyone you like. It's just a game.)

Have a nice day