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Originally Posted by SophieKatesMom  Dear Strudel, I am hoping you would attend the Yorkie Talk Valentines Day Ball with me. I understand you are Gay, thats fine because I am actually just looking for someone to dance with, help me smuggle in the contraband (punch spiking materials) and get some fabulous pictures for Facebook.
I am currently grounded for all 2013 because of a small Pug biting incident (bit him in the butt, made him bleed but he deserved it) My Mom is giving me a night off.
Please let me know if you are interested in doing the Electric Slide with a fabulous Big Beautiful Yorkie. Oh and not that i helps but I will be attending NAKED (that is how I sleep also).
I realize this is not a poem, my prose are in need of some help so please accept my letter meant with true admiration. |
Well I know my gay guy friends would never turn down an evening with drunk me which also increases the odds of me getting topless if it's tequila
