[Charlies Mamma]

Originally Posted by SophieKatesMom

Dear Strudel, I am hoping you would attend the Yorkie Talk Valentines Day Ball with me. I understand you are Gay, thats fine because I am actually just looking for someone to dance with, help me smuggle in the contraband (punch spiking materials) and get some fabulous pictures for Facebook.

I am currently grounded for all 2013 because of a small Pug biting incident (bit him in the butt, made him bleed but he deserved it) My Mom is giving me a night off.

Please let me know if you are interested in doing the Electric Slide with a fabulous Big Beautiful Yorkie. Oh and not that i helps but I will be attending NAKED (that is how I sleep also).

I realize this is not a poem, my prose are in need of some help so please accept my letter meant with true admiration.

this is awesome!! LOL