[Charlies Mamma]

A teapot I resemble
but im soft like a bear
Ruby bella rejected me
please see my tear

Im fun to be with
I do like to dance
and if you choose me
Ill wear my Sunday pants

Ill be on time
and open doors for you
share with you my drinks
and turn my head if you have to poo

As you can see my mamma raised me right
Im kind to others and never bite
A fun time you'll have just wait and see
all you have to do is simply choose me