I may be young and the new kid on the block
but mess with me and I'll clean your clock
Wild and crazy...sassy and free
Won't one of you ladies, go to the dance with me?
A fabulous time will be had by all
I'm dark and handsome but not very tall
Rigby is the name
And having fun is the game
Put on your finest with sequins and frills
Give me your paw and I'll give you some thrills
I promise I will take a bath and comb my hair
With you in your gown we will be quite the pair
So please consider me as a date for ball
Tons of fun will be had by all!