Wallee's letter would go like this
Dear Santa
I know the 4 cats were here before me but could you please get them to play with me instead of either teasing me by running and jumping up high where I can't reach them or in Mya 's case growling at me every time I go near her. I mean, really, I know that Daddy always takes their side when I jam my nose into them and yap at them when I chase them. Also, could you please leave me a bag of that yummy food they eat? Mommy and Daddy always stand Iverson them every time they feed them and the only time I get any is if I am very qwick and snatch a piece before being scolded.
Also you can bring me lots more toys (NO CLOTHING THOUGH) even though Daddy says I already have more toys than all the cats put together. I love toys! Even love the cat toys when I get to snatch them although they always seem to "accidentally break apart in my mouth".