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Bogie is taken to jail after beating up the local neighborhood dogs.
Bogie L, local resident of Mayberry, was arrested last night after starting a fight in the neighborhood. When Bogie was questioned he responded by saying "Don't be looking at my Sister!" We were confused so we did some investigating.
It appears the Bogie's sister, Jada, was tanning her bikini area under the sun lamp without realizing that mom forgot to close the blinds on the window. The neighborhood dogs where apparently "peeking" in the window when Bogie discovered what was going on. Upon seeing this, Bogie attacked.
Bogie will face the judge on Monday. But rumor has it that she is a Yorkie momma. So this reporter feels all charges will be dropped. |