1. When people put the toilet paper going under instead of over. I change it on them whenever I use their bathrooms. If I walk into someone's home bathroom and the TP is under, I change it and then the next time I have to go to the bathroom, I make sure I go in one of their other bathrooms so I can change that one, too.
2. People who cram into the elevators in my building at work. There is a sign at the bottom of the bank that says "limit 8 people" and of course the idiots all pile in and squish me in the back. It pisses me off even more because the elevators come literally every 10 seconds - why can't you just wait for the next one?
3. When I'm leaving work for the day and the elevators stop on every floor to pick up people on the way down - I JUST WANT TO GO HOME!
4. People who come on YT and say they want to breed their dogs. and then they try to pretend like their not doing it for money. Oh, people who want to breed and use the excuse that their kids want to see it. Nope! Your kids don't want to see it!!! They're not idiots like you!
5. People who stand around in a busy hallway or in a doorway and hold a conversation or meeting. Believe that when I walk by, you are getting the shoulder - hard. I'm not going to try to squeeze my big ass past you. You better move.
6. People who call my work with accents that I can't understand and talk quickly. If you want my help getting something done, speak slowly and clearly.
7. When there is time left on the microwave. Just press CLEAR when you walk away!
8. People who stare on the bus or train.
9. Tourists who just landed at the airport and are taking my train. They take up 10 seats with their luggage, coats, etc. Pick your sh*t up, put it on your lap and stick your suitcase between your legs to make room for others who want to sit down around you. Don't talk loudly to your fellow tourists; don't call home to let everyone know you've landed and you're ok. Just sit there and shut up. I want to enjoy my last few mins before I get to work. I want to drink my coffee and read in peace!
Thanks!
__________________  Kristy & Stewie  |