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Originally Posted by yorkietalkjilly  They are mostly creepy to me and strangely fascinating in other instances - not that I would condone it for any dog I know. Boy, some people sure have a lot of spare time and energy on their hands, is all I can say!!! Imagine dying tiny ocelot spots all over a dog! Tibbe would pack his bags and jump on the nearest train out of town if I did something like that to him. The longest he has to stand still is when I am using the mustache groomer between his eyes to keep the area clean and he is pretty steamed after that is over. I have to gush over what a good, good boy he is the whole time and even sneak him a treat in the middle if he's very impatient. Then he snorts a bit and starts wallowing on the couch in the den when done. Then he wants outside to run and run in the back yard. It would take 30 hours to groom Tibbe in any elaborate way and he'd likely do me in by the time it was over. It would probably be the first ever Yorkie murder-for-hire ever recorded and would definiely spoil our closeknit bond.  |
Do not send him to my house to visit Guinney then... There is some patch in my backyard that I am not quite sure where it is located BUT every time you make Guinney stay still long enough to get the eye boogers as we call them he will go straight out the back door to that magic spot with these little green sticker weeds and finds great pleasure in rubbing his entire head in them along with butt then dragging his entire body thought them because we really do not want mommy to miss out on combing my manhood while mumbling under her breath do we??? Grrr
I swear the entire time I comb his manhood he looks at me like