Hi I'm Jersey, I'm a Biewer and the baby of the family. Hmmm lets see...cuz Miss Diva, my sister Raelle thinks she's all of that when she gets brushed with a bow in her hair, I just have to irritate her by pulling out the bow and chewing on it. Mommy gets real mad when I do this...don't know why I'm just playin Mommy! So I'll think of something else to do...I'll chase the cat, or dig up Mommy's garden, or pull on my brother Orion's ears...he gets mad and puts his big paw on my head...ha! like that will stop me.
Or even though I've had my dinner, I'll go eat the cats food if mommy isn't watching....oh and when mommy lets me out to potty, I just run around the backyard, then come in and potty in the kitchen! Mommy doesn't seem to like that too much either...if she catches me, she scolds me and tells me 'dirty girl'...wonder what that is supposed to mean...really she gives me baths, so how am I dirty?
I really dont understand mommy's at all....she gets cross when I chew up the baseboards too....my teeffs hurt, I gotta chew something! And those silly round things, think its called a Kong, get boring...oh, oh, mommys coming and I just shredded all the kleenex from the box mommy just opened....I think I'm in trouble again.... |