I sing Mustang Sally to Hallie so I change the words to Mustang Hallie "ride Hallie ride" yea I'm a dork
And since Mr. Simon was named after Simon Cowell on American Idol I feel the need to sing as horrible as I can

I sing Copocabana and change all the lyrics "her name was Hallie, she was a showdog....." "his name was Simon....they fell in looooovvvveeee"
Of course all done while dancing around like an idiot! My neighbor upstairs can hear me half the time and always asks if I was dancing with the monkeys again! haha